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Latest revision as of 15:33, 26 September 2013
Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The Gospel of Prophet Antony
Contents
Presentation of the Church of Emacs
Sometimes it happens that some fun jokes create things.
The Church of Emacs origin is a joke, it stay a joke and must stay a joke!
But, the fact is that from this joke you will find a marvellous univers of computing knowledge, from minimalism to artificial intelligence programming language.
Why join this group?
- First because in the fun you will find the energy.
- Second because without knowledge we are nothing.
- Third because in unity you will find the power.
Gospel
Hierarchy of the Church
GODS — Creates Free ideas, software and hardware from emptiness and likes to be flattered through prayers. DEMIGODS — Capable of proving that NP problems and P problems are the same (NP=P), writes free software for to prove it and tries to alleviate the bullying nature of GODS by distributing the ideas of GODS freely. They still insist on flattering GODS through prayers and defends the bullying of GODS. SAINTS — Writes Free software using Free software tools. SEMI SAINTS — Use lots of Free software and believes in the church of EMACS but signed NDAs or agreed to proprietary software licenses. PROPHETS — selected by ALMIGHTY (One of the GODS) to reveal his thoughts about humanity. LAITY — does not care about NDAs or proprietary software licenses but runs after BUZZWORDS to show that he is capable of grasping BUZZWORDS. Sinners — Insist on using devil's software, believing that it is of superior quality. Devils — Creating NDAs and proprietory software licenses to entangle humanity in their net
Examples of Devils
Evil Empire: Microsoft
Lucifer: Bill Gates
Evil Countries: SUN, HP, ORACLE, etc.
Other major Devil leaders: Scott Mcnalley, Larry Ellison, etc.
CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE
Please take some time to think about yourself. You can repent and confess at any time by visiting our CONFESSION CENTER which is open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
Rules for repentance (This is the only important principle of THE CHURCH OF EMACS):
$10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software. $1000 for each NDA you signed. $10000 for each NDA you participated in creating. $10000000 for each NDA you wrote. $100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to. $1000 for each proprietary software license you participated in creating. $10000 for each proprietary software license you are responsible for writing. All your sins will be forgiven if you develop a major new Free software package.
Warning: Taking THE CHURCH OF EMACS seriously is hazardous to your health; especially MENTAL HEALTH.
Other humor in the GNU Humor Collection.
Disclaimer
The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project.
The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.
Join us!
You can add a user box supporting Linux-Libre by putting{{user churchofemacs}} on your user page.
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| Note | Church of Emacs |
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| Region | WorldWide |
| Area | WorldWide |
| Mailing list | http://lists.gnu.org/ |
| Website | http://www.emacswiki.org |
| Available language(s) | English |
| Contact | RMS |
| Members | 21 |
| Description | The Church of Emacs Humorist Group of research on Knowledge and Freedom Group |
| Current status | Active |
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This user is a holy member of the Church of Emacs, and uses only free software on their computer. |
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| Araech |
| Aurelien |
| Bandali |
| Cabregis |
| CoE |
| Genium |
| Gnuian |
| Hellekin |
| IShareFreedom |
| Isaacn |
| Jaccas |
| Joar/Profile |
| JohnMH |
| Jself |
| Kachapur |
| Leomd |
| Libre73 |
| Ovruni |
| Stumbles |
| Tonghuix |
| Webmust |
